Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.