Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.