99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
Day One: Still tired from the move.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'