Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.