Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.
My father was a small claims court jester.