Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"