OK, so what's the speed of dark?
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.