I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

It's a fine night to have an evening.

I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.