I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!