I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?