I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.