I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?