I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.