I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
Day One: Still tired from the move.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.