I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.