I was skydiving horizontally.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.