Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.