Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.