Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?