To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'