When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.