Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'