I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.