I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.