I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.