Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?