If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.