I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.