I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.