I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.

What do batteries run on?

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.