It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?