It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.