Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?