I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.