Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.