I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
I can't stop thinking like this.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
A metaphor is like a simile.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.