No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I was skydiving horizontally.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
Why are there five syllables in the word โmonosyllabicโ?
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.