I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I just lost a buttonhole.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?