Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.