The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.