I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'