I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
Do you have any toy train schedules?
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.