I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.