A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.