Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?
Steven WrightOfficer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
Steven WrightI got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
Steven WrightI got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.
Steven Wright