Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.