It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.