Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.