Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?