Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!