I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?