My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?