If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
The speed of time is one second per second.
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.