I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.