I invented the cordless extension cord.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

I was an only child, eventually.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?