I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I had my coat hangers spayed.
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.