Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.