After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.