People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.