I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.