I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.