Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."