I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.