Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Half the people you know are below average.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?