I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."