Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?