Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?