I had my coat hangers spayed.
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.