My father was a small claims court jester.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.