I was skydiving horizontally.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.