It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.

The sky already fell. Now what?

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.