Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.