A metaphor is like a simile.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.