Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.