Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?