I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.