I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?