I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
I can't stop thinking like this.