I had amnesia once or twice.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."