Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.