Do you have any toy train schedules?
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.