The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.