I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.