The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
Why isnโt the word โphoneticallyโ spelled with an โfโ?
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.