[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?