I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
Steven WrightVery rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.
Steven WrightYou know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
Steven Wright