Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.