Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."
Because I don't believe everything I read.