I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.