Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I had my coat hangers spayed.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.