Does fuzzy logic tickle?

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.