I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.