Does fuzzy logic tickle?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.