My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
Steven WrightI play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
Steven WrightWhy is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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