Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.