What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.