Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?