The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?