My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.