If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

At one point he decided enough was enough.

Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.