If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.