How young can you die of old age?

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'