Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.