Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.