You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.