Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.

I was an only child, eventually.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.