Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.